Bush Sees New Threat

Setelah Afghanistan, Irak, dan kini Iran, apalagi target perang pemerintahan Bush selanjutnya? Saksikan video kocak buatan myeverything.com yang menggambarkan konferensi pers presiden Amerika Serikat menjawab pertanyaan wartawan seputar.. zombie?. Kayanya gue percaya deh kalo dibilang ini beneran :))

*ini transkrip wawancaranya buat yang males donlod. Sori kalo kata2nya ada yang salah, benerin ndiri ya..*

Barry Lank (BL), Senior White House Correspondent, ME TV News : Mr.President, in your recent budget, just to make sure I understand, you're asking for a fifty billion dollar emergency defense supplemental to protect America from zombies..

George W. Bush (GB), President of The United States: I believe this is the great challange of the beginning of the 20th century

BL : Zombies? Who eat brains? Just so I know we're on the same page here..

GB : Thats.. that's what they do. That's what they said they wanna do. They have objectives.

BL : With all due respect, Mr. President, are you sure this wasn't a movie you saw... I mean why..

GB : 'Cause they're real..

BL : .. yeah but why..

GB : .. and it's a danger to the American people. They're a danger to your children, Jim.

BL : Sorry, my name is Barry..

GB : Ah, Chen..

BL : No, Barry..

GB : Ed?

BL : It's Barry. Just think of blueberry of strawberry, that way you'll always remember it..

GB : Oh, thanks Ed.. They are direct threat to the United States. And I'm gonna keep talking about it..

BL : Zombies? You say "They're eating our brains."

GB : They need to be eating U.S beef. It's good for them..

BL : ..okay..

GB : ..they'll like it..

BL : For the sake of the argument, even in the movies, zombies seem to move really, really slowly. Why can't we just outrun them?

GB : If we leave, they'll follow us..

BL : ..right.. but really slowly. I mean shouldn't we be focusing more on Bin Laden?

GB : ..They're dangerous. And I can't put it anymore plainly they're dangerous.

BL : ..right.. Does this explain reports that you attacked people that were on the White House tour?

GB : I knew this was going to be an explosive issue..

BL : ..yeah, you removed their heads..

GB : I wanted to remove even more..

BL : .. so, over the months, you decapitated eleven tourists, you now say, "We're all zombies."

GB : I thought it was interesting how you started your question, "Over the months" you said, "Over the last months"..

BL : ..forget the time period. Not the time span that concerns..

GB : ..let me finish the question, We're on a roll here. And they uh, made it abundantly clear what they want...

BL : ..human brains?..

GB : ..because you see, what they're gonna try to do is kill as many innocent people as they can..

BL : You're claiming 'the heat of the moon causes the dead to rise from their graves and walk among us', and..?

GB : ..and so, yeah, it could be a bloody,.. it could be a very difficult (?). I could fully understand..

BL : Is there any proof, any scientific evidence, of an actual biological difference between these zombies and say, slow moving tourists?

GB : (moving his lips, looked confused..)

BL : Sir?

GB : (still moving his lips..)

BL : Mr. President?

GB : They are a threat to your children David..

BL : How exactly can we recognize one of these zombies? Is it their pallid complexion? the lizard-like stare? How about their general overall creepiness?

*then the camera zoom to a figure that matches that description, standing behind the bushes. It appears to be Donald Rumsfeld, I'm not sure...*

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